By: Mike Carioscia

Italian girls are known for their beauty, passion, … and TEMPERS! If you mess with an Italian girl, don’t expect to get away without a scratch. 

On January 9th 2017, we asked the Hardcore Italian Famiglia to name some things that happen when you piss off an Italian girl. We threw together the top responses and listed them in this blog post. You can view the Facebook post here: Piss Off An Italian Girl

Special thanks to Jennifer, Megan, Rich, Robyn, and Frank for ringing in the top comments!

 

1. They call their whole family, so everyone is mad at you too

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Not only are you in trouble with her… try dealing with her Italian mother, brothers, sisters, father, nonno, and nonna. Better believe the whole town will know what you did!

 

2. Dishes, phones, and other objects take flight

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Watch your head, because most likely she will grab the nearest object and throw it at you. Best part of all, Italian girls have good aim.

 

3. The silent treatment

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She sits down arms crossed, legs crossed, top leg is whipping up and down from the knee down and anything you say is answered with, “Whatever”…

​Good luck talking to her for the rest of the day. Italian girls can be very stubborn.

 

4. Death

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Congratulations, you may have just bought a one way ticket to your own funeral.

 

5. Swearing and yelling

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Swearing, yelling and more swearing and yelling…possibly some tears afterwards

 

6. Hell breaks lose

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The 7th circle of hell opens and swallows your pathetic excuse of an existence. Then, spits you back out and makes you a sandwich.

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2 thoughts on “6 Things That Happen When You Piss Off An Italian Girl

  1. Number 3 may last for days and only end once you have apologized and promised never to do /say that stupid thing ever again.

  2. Sounds like my wife. When she’s good she’s good. But when she is on a rampage you better hi-tail it out of dodge quickly Go over your girlfriends house for a couple of days. You can probably bull. Shit her Lol

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